I'm the only person within my residence that hasn't fallen ill.
It makes me feel invincible. Bacteria and all of the other various pathogens are no match for my divine immune system. You say Swine Flu?
I say FUCK THE FLU.
Lysol kills 99.9% bacteria. Want to know what happened to the other 0.01%?
They got FUCKED.
It's a cold day in Hell, baby. The fire don't start 'till I arrive.
That's HOT.
However, there's just one thing which remains inexplicable under my jurisdiction.
ONE thing.
Why are pickle jars so hard to open?... :-(
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