Exams are this week, so I suppose that it's not too strange that I'm thinking about my classes so much. Regardless, here's a story I'd like to share with you anyway:
The guy who shot Abraham Lincoln for those of you who don't know....
And he mentioned that after shooting Lincoln and subsequently jumping onto the stage like a mad man, he fell and broke his leg.
Correction. The dumb ass who shot Abraham Lincoln....
After hearing this, I couldn't help but chuckle and think of the phrase people used to tell actors before they perform on stage: "Break a Leg". Then I stopped laughing, because I realized that I had made a terrible pun.....
The End.
Even though it was actually his ankle, that was a wonderful pun.
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